The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You made out with two different species that night
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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