she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Everything about him screamed your future.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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