dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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