How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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