I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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