My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he fucked my hip out of place.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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