Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's official drugs can't kill me
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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