let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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