you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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