it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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