he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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