im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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