So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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