Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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