now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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