but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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