Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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