i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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