32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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