Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
it's great music for shaving your balls
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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