Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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