Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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