How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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