Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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