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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  he fucked my hip out of place.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol

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• (253): View more from Washington

  someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...

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