she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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