That's intense
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
