It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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