Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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