i think my mom watched the whole time
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize