you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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