Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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