He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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