Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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