ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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