my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
