I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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