so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
