butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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