ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You made out with two different species that night
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize