gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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