you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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