She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Such a big mess for such a small penis
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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