so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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