I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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