I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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