I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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