Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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