But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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