Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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