so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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