its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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