Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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